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"You shake the tree, a leopard's gonna fall out." -- Kobe Bryant on the trash-talking Nuggets.

Other things that might happen with that tree, courtesy of the Random Word Generator:
You pick the tree, a microphone's gonna fall out.
You document the tree, prey's gonna fall out.
You bump the tree, morphology's gonna fall out.
You bless the tree, an armrest's gonna fall out.
You civilize the tree, an archfiend's gonna fall out.
You chase the tree, heterodoxy's gonna fall out.
You distribute the tree, a propellant's gonna fall out.
You incise the tree, a draftee's gonna fall out.
You domineer the tree, a cogwheel's gonna fall out.
You suffocate the tree, a salamander's gonna fall out.