Sportsmeat

News flash from the Poconos: Cherry Valley Golf Club in Stroudsburg, Pa., the place where I made my first eagle, is catching flak for hosting a golf tournament with strippers. One enterprising local teen shot video from the event. The police are trying to figure out if any laws were broken. I was under the impression that this type of thing never made it beyond the bar-room hypotheticals -- "Er, wouldn't it be cool if, like, the caddies stripped or something?" -- but apparently these guys took it to the next level. Their reward? A pun-laced front page story in the (Allentown) Morning Call, including subtle phrases like "were tease shots out of bounds?", "call it strip tees," and "the investigation will take a lot of legwork."