Wednesday, January 17, 2007

 

Too old for women's gymnastics, too young for curling

In honor of his 30th birthday, today we revive the Sportsmeat Poetry Corner with an NFL Playoff Tribute to Budds, to the tune of "Happy Birthday to You":

Happy Birthday to Budds
LT is getting a ‘tude
Says that Belichick's an ass
And the Pats have no class

Happy Birthday to Budds
For Rex, football's like food
Everyone thinks he sucks
And his throws look like ducks

Happy Birthday to Budds
Peyton’s in a good mood
He may lose to the Pats
But we’ll laugh at his ads

Happy Birthday to Budds
Reggie’s bringing his crew
The Saints come marching in
To get New Orleans a win ...

And many scores!

Happy 30th

Comments:
Eeej, I'm touched. Great stuff. Don't ask me why I'm looking at 'meat at 10 p.m. on my birthday, but you just made my day.
 
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